美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（AmericanIdol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

　　It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

　　听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

　　Im going to reach out with a hook if you dontshut up.

　　如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

　　That was extraordinary. Unfortunately,extraordinary bad!

　　你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

　　You have just invented a new form oftorture.

　　你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

　　If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung likethat, I think they would have stoned you.

　　如果你生活在2000年前，唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

　　Theres only so much punishment a human can take.I cant take anymore.

　　人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

　　You killed my favorite.

　　我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

　　It is a beautiful song when youre not singingit.

　　你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

　　You’re like a little hamster trying to be atiger.

　　你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

　　I think you looked as if you were half-asleepthroughout the song.

　　你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

　　I couldnt understand a single word. ... Youcould have been singing in Norwegian.

　　我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

　　Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you justwouldnt stand a chance.

　　想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

　　Its like you were drunk. Im not talking one ortwo bottles, Im talking a crate.

　　你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。